Top 10 More Productive Uses of the Steelers Terrible Towel

 

# 10 - Cargo Warning Flag
To properly mark your extended cargo with an obnoxiously colored flag.

# 9 - Sidewalk Chalk Cleanup
When mom needs you to clean up the artwork on the sidewalk, but warns you not to ruin a good towel.

# 8 - Handkerchief
Why ruin perfectly good tissue when this will do just fine.

# 7 - Auto Maintenance
When cleaning the grease and grime from working on the car.

# 6 - Checking the Engine Oil
Be sure to check your oil at regular intervals.

# 5 - Polish Shoes
Nothing does better at polishing shoes than a good rag.

# 4 - Grill Cleanup
What better rag could be used for such a messy job?

# 3 - Paint Drop Cloth
Keep paint drips from ruining other things around the house.  Also great for brush cleanup.

# 2 - Dawg Dish Placemat
Hungry dawgs can make a mess when eating, but a placemat keeps it clean.

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# 1 - Dawg Cleanup
What more fitting use could there be?

A good indication that the Pittsburgh Steelers Terrible Towel has been put to good use is by how it looks when you are done...

* Pictures by John & Bree Ward.
* Terrible Towel Courtesy of...  (You know who you are!)